OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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