My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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