ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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