Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Why is your signature on my underwear?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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