i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I know her cup size but not her name....
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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