theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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