I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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