Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
