Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize