Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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