i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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