Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
The Olympian is in my bed
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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