I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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