I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
