Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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