It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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