Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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