It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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