maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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