Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
