Rock
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Fuck
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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