She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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