he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
