I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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