i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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