I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
