Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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MIDGETS
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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