Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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