Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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