Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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