I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
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I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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