Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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