I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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