Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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