friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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