It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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