This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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