At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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