She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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