oh god the rape fog is back!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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