I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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