i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I lost the right to judge tonight
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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