i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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