hotel room ftw
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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