Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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