just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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