I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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