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your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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