question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
