The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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