That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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