what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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