pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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