what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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